Your name is CAITLIN. You are 15 YEARS OLD and you're from the SICKNASTY PLACE known as CANADA. You are the SYLPH OF DAWN and reside in the LAND OF NOIR AND GLOW. You take pride in the love you hold for your favorite band, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. You tend to TALK TOO MUCH about the many THINGS YOU LOVE, such as MANGA, ANIME, and a popular web comic, HOMESTUCK.
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims
when
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MARQUES’ALMEIDA 2011-12 A/W
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BECAUSE IF IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE FASHION I THINK I MIGHT JUST GO SMASH MY FACE INTO A WALL.
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dear diary.
because if kanaya or rose punched karkat in the face it was probably for a good reason.
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
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