I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
Pop punk bands saying “friends”
Can you imagine men fighting for the right to walk around half naked? Can anyone?
Yes I agree. It WOULD be silly for men to fight for the right to walk around half naked. Because they already have that right….
In 1935 it was equally illegally for men to expose their chest in the US as it was for women. Men protested by marching topless. By 1936 it was no longer a crime and actually considered normal.
So yeah, men did fight for the right to walk around half naked, and they got it as soon as they asked.
Hahahaha I hate everything.
*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in