This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims
when
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MARQUES’ALMEIDA 2011-12 A/W
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BECAUSE IF IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE FASHION I THINK I MIGHT JUST GO SMASH MY FACE INTO A WALL.
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dear diary.
because if kanaya or rose punched karkat in the face it was probably for a good reason.
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
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