myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

pussylipgloss:

you’re a girl and yes I called u cute I meant it full homo I don’t half ass anything

thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

k64corruptions:

Goodbye, Kirby.

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

defyingeschaton:

are you alright

excellove:

ninjacamera:

zzbbtt:

literally the best fucking show on this entire planet

Stop following me in front

HAHA

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officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information